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Big Ass Lump of Coal

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Product Specs: 

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal 
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 

10 oz.

Sale price$ 9.50
In stock

Pickup available at Lionel's Weslaco

Usually ready in 24 hours

Big Ass Lump of Coal

Big Ass Lump of Coal

Lionel's Weslaco

Pickup available, usually ready in 24 hours

332 South Texas Boulevard
Weslaco TX 78596
United States

Big Ass Lump of Coal
Big Ass Lump of Coal Sale price$ 9.50